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July 30, 2009

Exposed: the PC repair shops that rifle through your photos and passwords

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When Sky News launched an undercover investigation into PC repair shops, it turned to PC Pro readers for help with identifying rogue traders. As a result, Sky’s cameras caught technicians scouring through private photos, stealing passwords and over-charging for basic repairs. Here is what they found

How many technicians does it take to fix a laptop? Just one, but if you know where to find him, please let us know.

We’d heard there were serious problems with computer repair shops: faults misdiagnosed, overcharging for work and data deleted. So we put them to the test in order to find out why customers were getting such a raw deal and who the culprits were.

The exercise was simple. Create a simple fault on a laptop, load it with spy software, take it into several repair shops, then sit back and see what happened. Would they arrive at the same diagnosis and charge us a fair price to fix it?

First, Sky News engineers installed professional spy software on a new laptop. Spector Pro was programmed to load on start-up and silently record every ‘event’ that took place. If the mouse was moved, a folder opened or a file looked at, we would know about it. Every event would also trigger a screen snapshot to be taken.

We also installed Digiwatcher. This devious little tool auto-runs on start-up and quietly tells any connected webcam to secretly film whoever is at the machine. The process is invisible and the video file is hidden on the hard drive and password protected.

We then filled the hard drive with the sort of data anyone might have on their PC: holiday photos, curriculum vitae, MP3s, Word documents and log-in details. Our laptop now looked just like any other.

To create the fault, we simply loosened one of the memory chips so Windows wouldn’t load. To get things working again, one needs only push the chip back into the slot and reboot the machine. Any half-way competent engineers should fix it in minutes.

All we needed now was our targets. We teamed up with PC Pro readers to track down shops with the worst reputation and took our laptop into be repaired. We expected poor customer service, but nothing prepared us for the first shop we visited.

Snooping on holiday snaps

Laptop Revival in Hammersmith initially offered us a free diagnosis when we dropped our laptop off. Yet the spy software later revealed something extraordinary. The webcam shows that almost immediately the technician discovers our loose memory chip and clicks it back into position [based on recorded boot and shut down times]. The machine is rebooted and the problem solved.

Yet he then begins browsing through our hard drive. A folder marked ‘Private’ is opened and he flicks through our researcher’s holiday photographs, including intimate snaps of her wearing a bikini. He stares at picture after picture, stopping only to show them to colleagues.

He then picks up the phone and calls our researcher. He tells her our motherboard is faulty and will need to be replaced. Usually it costs £130 but he’ll do it for £100. We tell him we’ll think about it and call him tomorrow.

After more snooping, he logs off. But a few hours later, another technician boots our machine. He also begins searching our hard drive until he finds log-in details for our Facebook and Hotmail accounts. With a cackle he removes a memory stick from around his neck, plugs it in and then copies them across.

He also discovers our holiday photos and copies those of our researcher in her bikini. The spy software takes a snapshot of the files on his memory stick. One is called “MAMMA JAMMAS” (urban slang for females with large breasts). It contains more holiday snaps of girls in their bikinis.

Most worryingly, when he discovers log-in details for our online bank account, he logs onto the bank’s website and attempts to break into the account. He only fails because the details we created were false.

Laptop Revival declined to comment when confronted by Sky’s cameras.

Covering up

There were similar problems with Digitech in Putney. Although its staff fixed our fault, they also spent a while snooping. The webcam reveals the technician takes a quick look over his shoulder, before flicking through our holiday pictures. He then attempts to clean up what he’s done by deleting the Recent Documents folder. Digitech later told Sky that it was looking at the photos to test the memory.

There were also difficulties with PC World in Brentford. The technician triumphantly diagnosed a faulty motherboard and insisted we needed a new one. We were told unless we paid £230 in advance, we couldn’t have it repaired. We agreed. But when we collected the laptop and got it home, we discovered only a memory chip had been replaced and not the motherboard.

PC World said the technician “should not have made an assumption about the cause of the fault of the laptop” and offered to refund £200 of the repair fee.

Bungled repairs

Meanwhile, at Evnova Computers in Barbican the loose memory chip was also spotted and fixed. But the company also told us we needed a new motherboard. We declined the offer and collected our laptop. When we examined it, we discovered technicians had soldered the memory bus pins together to recreate the original fault. Evnova later claimed it believed we were from a rival repair company.

We also had issues with Micro Anvika on London’s Tottenham Court Road. It seems the company fixed our laptop then called us to claim it needed to examine the machine to find the fault. We were charged £145. All this for a loose memory chip. Micro Anvika later told us we should only have been charged £95.

Only one shop performed flawlessly. Pix 4 in Shepherds Bush took its time to carefully examine our machine while we waited. The staff promptly discovered the loose chip, popped it back into place and told us with a smile there would be no charge.

Prepare for repairs

So a word of warning. Always back up sensitive data and remove it from your laptop before taking it to be repaired (if you can). Clear the cache of log-in details and passwords and always get more than one quote.

And bear in mind technicians often place all objects in the world into one of two categories: things that need to be fixed and things that will need to be fixed after they’ve had a few minutes to play with them.

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July 14, 2009

100 Essential Geek Skills

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1.Properly secure a wireless router.
2.Crack the WEP key on a wireless router.
3.Leech Wifi from your neighbor.
4.Screw with Wifi leeches.
5.Setup and use a VPN.
6.Work from home or a coffee shop as effectively as you do at the office.
7.Wire your own home with Ethernet cable.
8.Turn a web camera into security camera.
9.Use your 3G phone as a Wi-Fi access point.
10.Understand what “There’s no Place Like 127.0.0.1” means.

11.Identify key-loggers.
12.Properly connect a TV, Tivo, XBox, Wii, and Apple TV so they all work together with the one remote.
13.Program a universal remote.
14.Swap out the battery on your iPod/iPhone.
15.Benchmark Your Computer
16.Identify all computer components on sight.
17.Know which parts to order from NewEgg.com, and how to assemble them into a working PC.
18.Troubleshoot any computer/gadget problem, over the phone.
19.Use any piece of technology intuitively, without instruction or prior knowledge.
20.How to irrecoverably protect data.
21.Recover data from a dead hard drive.
22.Share a printer between a Mac and a PC on a network.
23.Install a Linux distribution. (Hint: Ubuntu 9.04 is easier than installing Windows)
24.Remove a virus from a computer.
25.Dual (or more) boot a computer.
26.Boot a computer off a thumb drive.
27.Boot a computer off a network drive.
28.Replace or repair a laptop keyboard.
29.Run more than two monitors on a single computer.
30.Successfully disassemble and reassemble a laptop.
31.Know at least 10 software easter eggs off the top of your head.
32.Bypass a computer password on all major operating systems. Windows, Mac, Linux
33.Carrying a computer cleaning arsenal on your USB drive.
34.Bypass content filters on public computers.
35.Protect your privacy when using a public computer.
36.Surf the web anonymously from home.
37.Buy a domain, configure bind, apache, MySQL, php, and WordPress without Googling a how-to.
38.Basic *nix command shell knowledge with the ability to edit and save a file with vi.
39.Create a web site using vi.
40.Transcode a DVD to play on a portable device.
41.Hide a file in an image using steganography.
42.Knowing the answer to life, the universe and everything.
43.Share a single keyboard and mouse between multiple computers without a KVM switch.
44.Google obscure facts in under 3 searches. Bonus point if you can use I Feel Lucky.
45.Build amazing structures with LEGO and invent a compelling back story for the creation.
46.Understand that it is LEGO, not Lego, Legos, or Lego’s.
47.Build a two story house out of LEGO, in monochrome, with a balcony.
48.Construct a costume for you or your kid out of scraps, duct tape, paper mâché, and imagination.
49.Be able to pick a lock.
50.Determine the combination of a Master combination padlock in under 10 minutes.
51.Assemble IKEA furniture without looking at the instructions. Bonus point if you don’t have to backtrack.
52.Use a digital SLR in full manual mode.
53.Do cool things to Altoids tins.
54.Be able to construct paper craft versions of space ships.
55.Origami! Bonus point for duct tape origami. (Ductigami)
56.Fix anything with duct tape, chewing gum and wire.
57.Knowing how to avoid being eaten by a grue.
58.Know what a grue is.
59.Understand where XYZZY came from, and have used it.
60.Play any SNES game on your computer through an emulator.
61.Burn the rope.
62.Know the Konami code, and where to use it.
63.Whistle, hum, or play on an iPhone, the Cantina song.
64.Learning to play the theme songs to the kids favorite TV shows.
65.Solve a Rubik’s Cube.
66.Calculate THAC0.
67.Know the difference between skills and traits.
68.Explain special relativity in terms an eight-year-old can grasp.
69.Recite pi to 10 places or more.
70.Be able to calculate tip and split the check, all in your head.
71.Explain that the colours in a rainbow are roygbiv.
72.Understand the electromagnetic spectrum – xray, uv, visible, infared, microwave, radio.
73.Know the difference between radiation and radioactive contamination.
74.Understand basic electronics components like resistors, capacitors, inductors and transistors.
75.Solder a circuit while bottle feeding an infant. (lead free solder please.)
76.The meaning of technical acronyms.
77.The coffee dash, blindfolded (or blurry eyed). Coffee [cream] [sugar]. In under a minute.
78.Build a fighting robot.
79.Program a fighting robot.
80.Build a failsafe into a fighting robot so it doesn’t kill you.
81.Be able to trace the Fellowship’s journey on a map of Middle Earth.
82.Know all the names of the Dwarves in The Hobbit.
83.Understand the difference between a comic book and a graphic novel.
84.Know where your towel is and why it is important.
85.Re-enact the parrot sketch.
86.Know the words to The Lumberjack Song.
87.Reciting key scenes from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
88.Be able to recite at least one Geek Movie word for word.
89.Know what the 8th Chevron does on a Stargate and how much power is required to get a lock.
90.Be able to explain why it’s important that Han shot first.
91.Know why it is just wrong for Luke and Leia to kiss.
92.Stop talking Star Wars long enough to get laid.
93.The ability to name actors, characters and plotlines from the majority of sci-fi movies produced since 1968.
94.Cite Mythbusters when debunking a myth or urban legend.
95.Sleep with a Cricket bat next to your bed.
96.Have a documented plan on what to do during a zombie or robot uprising.
97.Identify evil alternate universe versions of friends, family, co-workers or self.
98.Be able to convince TSA that the electronic parts you are carrying are really not a threat to passengers.
99.Talk about things that aren’t tech related.

100.Get something on the front page of Digg.

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